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Thursday, January
31st, 2002
Reflection of Winter + Animal Sex
My flowers, due to unforeseen problems, I must delay Be Nice to
People Day. I am sorry, and I know many of you were looking forward to it.
I hope the amount of friendliness will only increase with the delay, like a
blowfish stuck on a tail pipe, ready to burst with happiness any moment!
Or fish innards.
To help cheer you up, Boogahed has been hard at work on...
"art".. that will inspire you just as much as it will make you horny.
Until I figure out a new date for Be Nice To People Day, fill
out an app for your 46+ gimp to join our raid group, and stop by the brand new
Happy Chatroom!
Strangely enough, I think we got better loot from the "anti-PKs"
than the fear monsters. And the monsters were actually able to drop one of
us. More screenshots of the event taken by Mortaneous can be found
here.
Monday, January 7th, 2002
Be Nice to People.
Hello reader! I'd like you to
know I care about you, and pass on some important flower news: FoH has
participated in our first PvE raid by killing Lord Nagafen, with the help of two
friendly guilds, House
In'Visus and Artful Death.
We are the first guilds to ever kill a dragon (on the Rallos Zek server) and
Blart now wields the greatest shaman weapon aside from GM event loot: Blight,
Hammer of Scourge.
Shortly after the raid, I was
hospitalized. Don't be alarmed, I am ok, the important thing is the
revelation I had.. While waiting for the nurse to bring me more codeine, I
thought about how far our cult has come over the past two years. From a
single level 50 troll buffing a bunch of level 3 PKs, to four level 50 trolls
buffing a bunch of level 12 PKs. I started thinking about how much I care
about each and every flower, Boogahed, Soupypoopy, Singingpenis, Poopcorn,
Twatkicker, and I began to weep. I cried for what seemed like days out of
love for the flowers, though the doctors called it a nervous breakdown. I was
released earlier today, and thanks to the help of emergency counselors, I now
have a strong desire to live.
The revelation I had is perhaps the
most important Everquest announcement any guild has ever made. It is the
truth that I have been seeking, and it gives my EQ existence meaning:
Each and every player is an individual, and that individuality deserves respect.
Flowers, it is time for a new guild direction. I no longer want to see
PvP on the Rallos or Sullon Zek servers, I want to see individuals helping
individuals. This game, at it's core, is about people. So I give
you, each and every special person playing this wonderful game, a day of
recognition:
February
2nd, 2002, the day of the sacred ground hog, all PvP servers will observe "Be
Nice to People Day"
On "Be Nice to People Day",
whenever you see somebody in need, I want you to help them. If someone is
hurt, heal them. If someone needs help with a quest, give them a hint.
If someone wants to buy an item you have, don't sell, give it to them. And
most importantly, do not engage in any PvP.
~ BLART
Hello! Have you ever wondered how iksars reproduce?
You know, there are so many iksars around, HOW DID THEY GET THERE? Doesn't
it make you just think?
Me neither.
But I guess the idea did occur to someone, and it was
fascinating enough to fill 6 pages. Then there's the story of the Dark Elf pimpdaddy "Deadmakr" that tried to put the moves on Snuggs, so she took pity and
found the lonely guy a friend. A special friend.
Updates:
Flowers have started up on Sullon Zek! Foopsy is leading the Sullon division, Dopy Dunderhead has somehow taken control on Rallos,
and Blart whipped up a quick guide for all of you n00b Troll Shaman on Rallos
Zek.
Thursday, July 12th, 2001
The No-Rules Server Gets Visited By FoH
What happens when you act like a jackass on a server with no rules? Players complain. Meetings are held. Rules are made. And everyone's $10 monthly fee goes to pay a team of programmers to patch up a small problem. But the big problem is ignored: As long as players aren't able to solve their disputes through direct PvP, as long as level limits and teams exist, GM interference will be needed.
I didn't want to try and justify acting like an ass. I mean.. many people are willing to do that for me.
But it was for a cause.
it was for the underdogs.
it was for the home team.
it was for....
The good guys.
~BLART
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